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Welcome to ScottKoval.com

If you’re going to waste your time, why not do it here?

Welcome to ScottKoval.com, the only site on the internet with scopophilic articles, amazing movies, challenging games, breath-taking pyrotechnics, heart-pounding flight, and a marching band.

Ok, so things have been a bit rough lately. The articles aren’t that good (writer’s strike), the movies aren’t very entertaining, the games aren’t so hot either, the pyrotechnics are just lame ‘snakes ’ and they don’t grow because they’re stale. A flying web-site, as you can imagine, was a bugger to write and, as such, only works on gopher clients running on a Cray XT5, so I hope you’re running one of those.

Also, the marching band quit.

However, if you’re really bored, don’t wish to expend any energy thinking and have some time to kill, or you are easily entertained, you’ve come to the right place.


What’s New

Awaiting the Fonz

Whether it’s the the cuffed jeans, the black leather jacket, the white t-shirt, the brill-creamed, duck-tailed pompadour, or the steely stare, nothing says late 70’s like 50’s throwback Arthur Herbert Fonzerelli, aka, The Fonz.

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Spot the Differences

It's a game of concentration and mental astuteness in this challenging game of spot-the-differences. There's 6 differences between two pictures, see if you can spot all of them.

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Photoshop Tutorials

Photoshop tutorials to help beef up your PS skills or just get some fresh ideas for your PS pieces.

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