Tired of being a nobody? Want to at least look like a somebody? Make yourself one of these groovy I.D. badges and get the respect you probably don't deserve.
Create your I.D. badge by following the steps below in order, then save it to your computer, print it out and cut along the black outline. For extra realism, first paste it to some cardboard, perhaps an old shoebox, then cut it out.
How you're going to look on your I.D.