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Monday, February 06, 2012

Woke up and did nothing. Once I was finished doing nothing I was so tired I had to sit down for awhile. Whew! I sat down for about two hours and then had to force myself to get back to doing nothing. That nothing doesn't just do itself, you know! I did nothing all afternoon, which really wiped me out; so, I stopped doing nothing, settled down and had some dinner -- three Snickers bars and a half-dozen Twinkies. Masturbated to a rerun of Wonder Woman - boy, that Linda Carter sure is hot! - and then went back to doing nothing. Finally settled down around 9:00 and watched a fantastic movie. I just love movies that depict an accurate representation of life. It was a Woody Allen flick. Nothing happened. I went to bed, exhausted, around 11:30.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Kind of depressed today. When did the world become such a mess? Why is it a constant struggle for the little guy against oppressive powers who play us like pawns for nothing more than their simple amusement? It seems that my local network has stopped showing reruns of Hart to Hart. I spent most of my day sobbing uncontrollably.

Saturday, February 04, 2012

Today I was asked to play "DND". "What the heck is that?", I thought, so I asked around and apparently "DND" ("D&D") is a quasi-acronym for Dungeons and Dragons, the role-playing game enjoyed by geeks all around the world. I was quite insulted! Do I look like the kind of guy who's a D&D player? Do I come across as socially awkward, lives with his parents and who's breath smells of Coca-Cola? I've never had that image of myself so I was quite puzzled. After asking quite a few of my friends, I'm now assured that I don't fit the "D&D" mold. I hate when things like this get in your head and mess you up. Actually, I'm just starting to relax about the whole matter which is good news for me. I really didn't want anything to ruin my weekend at the Trek convention.

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March 10th, 1969

I can't wait to move. Its cramped in here. The walls are soft, the floors need cleaning, it stinks, its far too hot and there's a definite moisture problem in here. I'm now what's termed as "in the 2nd trimester" so that means there's at least one trimester to go. I'm assuming the "tri" in "trimester" means 3, so that's at least 3 somethings. There's no calendar or clocks in here either. I can't wait to move.

July 17th, 1969

Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been sleeping a lot. I'm still really tired from the move. I wasn't prepared for the emotional aspect of it all. It was sad moving out on my own, leaving the only home I've known. Dad looked proud but mom sure cried a lot. I'm now stuck in what I can only guess to be a homeless ward. There's a bunch of us here. Many of us cry constantly - once again, I'm guessing - because we're homesick. I'm finding that eating with my mouth is a lot trickier than eating with the tube that protruded from my gut. I tend to make quite the mess! Still, I can't complain: there's food, shelter and the warmth of shitty, pissy diapers. What more could a guy ask for? I just wish I could open my eyes.

July 16th, 1971

Whoopee! My 2nd birthday is today! I must admit, I have mixed emotions about the whole thing. I've been thinking about this and my age has doubled in one year. That really sucks! At this rate, I will be 65 years old by the time I hit the 4th grade. Life sure is short when you stop to think about it.

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