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Currently, I'm feeling Forlorn 
Saturday, September 04, 2010
I got a phone call today! I was so surprised I peed. The woman on the other end was definitely flirting with me - and I peed again. She was hanging on my every word. I don't have to tell you how much men, with our fragile egos, just love attention. Anyways, we ended up talking for about ten minutes or so. Her comments and questions were straight-forward and to the point (I like that), yet she was playing coy about personal matters. What a sly little fox! She seems to have a fetish for aluminum siding, all ten of her questions were about siding. I've never heard of such a thing. I'm always up for a 'new experience' though, and she was kind enough to sell me what I'm guessing is a 'starter' kit. I can't wait. I sense true love is just around the corner.
Friday, September 03, 2010
I bought some marijuana from a high-school kid today. I knew it was really parsley and that the kid thought he was pulling a 'fast one' on an old-timer, but what the heck? I feel its a social responsibility to encourage our enterprising youths to be entrepreneurial through positive reinforcement. To be able to stand on one's own two feet is a good lesson to learn when you're young. I find not enough kids have the gumption to get out there and learn life's lessons and those that do should be rewarded. So, I sprayed about a can and a half of Raid on the parsley, smoked it, and caught a buzz. I'm going to lie down now, I have a headache.
Thursday, September 02, 2010
Kind of depressed today. When did the world become such a mess? Why is it a constant struggle for the little guy against oppressive powers who play us like pawns for nothing more than their simple amusement? It seems that my local network has stopped showing reruns of Hart to Hart. I spent most of my day sobbing uncontrollably.