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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Today I wrote this blog. It wasn't an easy chore since the only thing I've done today is write this blog. I mean, I just wasted an entire day! I haven't felt this way since watching the Titanic. My life is a joke anyways; who am I kidding? I waste day after day, never thinking about tomorrow and avoiding the reality that it's coming anyways. I've never accomplished anything monumental and never will. I'm nothing but a hollow husk of a man.
Great, now I'm depressed and feeling like crap. There's no meaning to life, there's no hope for the future, there's no point to the past. Its just all one big lob of shi--oh, gotta go! Three's Company rerun is on! :)

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Woke up and did nothing. Once I was finished doing nothing I was so tired I had to sit down for awhile. Whew! I sat down for about two hours and then had to force myself to get back to doing nothing. That nothing doesn't just do itself, you know! I did nothing all afternoon, which really wiped me out; so, I stopped doing nothing, settled down and had some dinner -- three Snickers bars and a half-dozen Twinkies. Masturbated to a rerun of Wonder Woman - boy, that Linda Carter sure is hot! - and then went back to doing nothing. Finally settled down around 9:00 and watched a fantastic movie. I just love movies that depict an accurate representation of life. It was a Woody Allen flick. Nothing happened. I went to bed, exhausted, around 11:30.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Well, that Dalai Lama sure is a clever fellow. He's the Tibetan "Pope". Did you know that he grew up poor and is the son of farmers? His people are in exile by the Tibetan government, ruled by the Chinese in a takeover in 1950 by the People's Liberation Army (PLA), but he keeps fighting the good fight. He's been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, meets regularly with the world's most influential people and is considered the world over to be kind, gentle and wise. I went to an outdoor public assembly where he was giving a speech. They had lemonade and tea available but it was raining so I went home and watched a Scooby Doo movie.

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March 10th, 1969

I can't wait to move. Its cramped in here. The walls are soft, the floors need cleaning, it stinks, its far too hot and there's a definite moisture problem in here. I'm now what's termed as "in the 2nd trimester" so that means there's at least one trimester to go. I'm assuming the "tri" in "trimester" means 3, so that's at least 3 somethings. There's no calendar or clocks in here either. I can't wait to move.

July 17th, 1969

Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been sleeping a lot. I'm still really tired from the move. I wasn't prepared for the emotional aspect of it all. It was sad moving out on my own, leaving the only home I've known. Dad looked proud but mom sure cried a lot. I'm now stuck in what I can only guess to be a homeless ward. There's a bunch of us here. Many of us cry constantly - once again, I'm guessing - because we're homesick. I'm finding that eating with my mouth is a lot trickier than eating with the tube that protruded from my gut. I tend to make quite the mess! Still, I can't complain: there's food, shelter and the warmth of shitty, pissy diapers. What more could a guy ask for? I just wish I could open my eyes.

July 16th, 1971

Whoopee! My 2nd birthday is today! I must admit, I have mixed emotions about the whole thing. I've been thinking about this and my age has doubled in one year. That really sucks! At this rate, I will be 65 years old by the time I hit the 4th grade. Life sure is short when you stop to think about it.

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